Benn saves an entire city and possibly the world ... again

That's right guys - you probably won't see it in the news but i just saved the entire city of Montréal from being blown into smithereens ... Well ... i was going to crap on about my heroic adventure but that would be bragging (and requiring some imaginative exercise) ... I don't know if saving the world is such a good idea - maybe it would be more interesting if ... wait ... i'll just stop there also ... I can think of a whole bunch of people just south of where i am ready to kill me if i went any further ... Well thus far I think i've helped maintain the inanity of blogs and proven that travel plus me does not an exciting story make ... so ... has anyone eaten anything interesting lately? I had some cheese with Guinness mixed in ... it was okay. And also a pink drink with a lizard riding bmx on the front ... pretty gross. ...last night I slept a little funny - I'm pretty sure I had some dreams but about what I can't remember ...today the sun is shining and it's warmer outside than in for a change ...I was told by a lady, whom I'm sure is become increasingly annoyed by my pestering, that Concordia will be sending out accepted/REJECTED! letters this week - so i'm hanging out for that - just so I know what i'll be doing in the next few months - either way it will be good news I say. ...oh yeah - Cathy and Mike - if you're still bothering to read this web-page - I've searched high and low to find your message - for the past two weeks i've been thinking it was in an email and went through everything i could find - Becky just told me it was on here - but I still can't find it - so don't think I'm a rude bugger for not replying - and drop us a line if you're still out there. ...so, what else is new? ...oh, I know ... ...Molson - the Canadian beer company - is putting out guarana-charged-beer products for ravers who are bored with ecstasy and are getting into the brew ... or jocks who like to smash stuff but find straight beer makes them too sleepy to be productive ... that's new I hear kangaroos are all the rage in australia ... Is this true? Do you have television there yet? What's it like having criminals for ancestors? Does everybody eat "bush tucker" Why do you eat Vegemite ... are you crazy? Your Pen Pal, Bennn.