The blog for us on our travels to keep in touch wherever we are.

29 Apr 2005

coming to a tv really far away from you

hey - haven't written in a while and can't be bothered with a big rambling thing of stuff - so i think i'll try to make short regular posts - like an actual diary/blog - rather than an essay page. yesterday and today i've worked with kino loïc who's been directing some tv episodes for a show called "canadian case files" - one of those real crime re-enactment jobbies - by working i mean standing around and occasionally lifting something when needed and eating lunch - today i even managed a nap - my acting career was resurrected when i was chosen to be a stencil model - in june the chalk outline of my body will be seen on televisions around the country - that's right - my figure will be famous - i look forward to future stencil jobs and am hoping to get a foot in the silhouette industry - the cast and crew of loïc's shoot were really nice and fun to hang around with - it was good to see that television shows can be produced in essentially the same manner as a uni production - you just have to get good at what you do - i bought some meat today

27 Apr 2005

More pics to come

Sorry I've taken up so much room, there are still more to come but hopefully won't take too much room! Tell me what pictures you like and hate and everything... feedback people i need FEEDBACK!

Walking through the station


Walking through the station
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Lots of long and interesting walkways in the Underground system. I'd love to do a photo series on them... maybe i just will!

The eye & tube


The eye & tube
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
At Westminster at the same spot where we saw John run in the Marathon a week later.

Rosetta Stone


Rosetta Stone
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
You can see a tiny corner of it behind all the people. British Museum. I think they need to start returning some of this stuff to where it came from.

Mirror Buliding


Mirror Buliding
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Lost in the 'city' on a Saturday. There was not a person in sight, the CBD is completely empty on weekends.

Jeanette Claire and I


Jeanette Claire and I
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
At that old pub again near Hyde Park

Hyde Park


Hyde Park
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
This lake was made for Queen Caroline, King George's? not so loved wife. This was the sunny day when all the pasty people were out sunbaking.

Guards


Guards
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
The last stop of my Westminster Tour. I have no idea what they were gaurding but it must have been important. There were horses aswell and one of them got so restless it stomped then peed everywhere... very funny.

Claire Watkins or Kate Moss?


Claire Watkins or Kate Moss?
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Our very own supermodel

Buckingham Palace


Buckingham Palace
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
The palace is probably the most boring looking building in the area. Not very exciting at all, and it's not even that big!

Big Stone Guy


big stone guy
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Egyption sculpture in British Museum. He was around 2 or 3 stories high

Architecture


Architecture
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Westminster Abbey, Houses of Parliment and that big clock thingy.

Adam & Steve


Adam & Steve
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
This is the only pic I have of him

A beer


A beer
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Seen lots and lots of these

Adam & I near Hyde Park


Adam & I near Hyde Park
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
At a really old pub where they say the highwaymen used to stop.

25 Apr 2005

Leaf Sculpture


Leaf Sculpture
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
I went through the whole Leeds Art Gallery and this sculpture stood out to me instantly. Of course it turned out it was an Andy Goldsworthy piece. (some strange guy that does interesting stuff with natural things, very much studied by landscape architects.

Balcony View


Balcony View
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Part of the nice view from their balcony

Adam & Claire's Flat


Adam & Claire's Flat
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
It's the one on the left. Their flat is at the back on the third floor.

20 Apr 2005

Settling In

Hi net nerds, I'm breifly back from the strange world of real life. I have good news again, I got another temp job before I even finished my first job. It's in the Events Department of a HR company... 100m from Westminster Abbey!!! You step out the building and look left and there it is looking straight at you... It's literally at the end of the street. It's so close you can't see anything else, and you could easily walk up to it in a minite. Well that's pretty typical of me... I tend to get exited about the simple things in life, as Kate once pointed out - mainly views. The job is not so exciting so far but it pays well and hopefully there'll be more interaction with other staff in the future. At the moment I'm trying to find out which hot-shot business men are available for a dinner... actually that's also what I was doing in the last job. I figure it's such easy work that I'll get so bored that I get all inspired and do so well that I take over the business... hmmm... Life in London is moving along smoothly, I have been busy for a while so I'm not as lonely anymore. It feels like I've been here for ages, I can't beleive it's only been 3 weeks cos I feel like I know the city really well. I think it is quickly becoming my home. Spring is arriving and the blossoms are out...trees around our street are absolutely smothered with dense bunches of pink and white petals. I hope they last a while, it's still pretty cold and wet so the poor trees are pretty soggy. I haven't really missed home much, except when I got my package from home yesterday and looked at all my photos of friends and family. I also couldn't resist breaking some leaves off the eucalypt in Jeannette & Steves backyard and having a good sniff. Oh yeah I tried something very English while I was at Steve's - Fosters! It actually wasn't that bad, I quite enjoyed it. They have the most gorgeous border collie, I had to put up with 2 hours of none stop ball games just so I could get a cuddles once he was exhausted. I do miss Scottie, even though he's a shit : ) And mum I miss you as well, much more than scottie in fact! I think my favourite thing about London is the variety of people. Although Australia is multicultural it is nothing compared to London. When you listen to people on the street only around a third are speaking English with a Pommy accent. A huge percentage are Australian, including around 80% of the population of Perth. You also hear a large variety of African, Asian and Arabic conversations, not to mention Russian, Canadian, New Zealand, South African, Italian, Spanish and the very obvious french. It's easy to spot the French from quite far away and even easier to spot Quebequers, they're the skinny ones in black. I love the multicultural side of this city, it's so refreshing to meet someone and not know what their accent is going to be. I've been out with Adam and Claire quite a bit since I've been here and even when I'm not out one of our freshly 'borrowed' stella artois pint glasses is full of beer at home. I have never drunk so much beer in my life. I've also never walked so much (well for a while anyway) so there beer isn't causing a huge problem. On the weekend we went out quite a bit. After a hard day's shopping at Camden Markets we had Thai food with one of Claire's Uni mates and her boyfriend then went out for beer. I am definitely voting for the tube to stay open later, it is a serious joke for one of the biggest cities in the world to close up at 11:30. On Sunday we went with Claire's 3rd cousin Jack to watch Claire's other 3rd cousin John run in the Marathon. That was excellent, it took us two tube stops and a couple of hour to spot him but we finally did in Westminster. It really is so amazing being here, I can't beleive I watched to London Marathon within the shadows of Big Ben and actually knew the guy that was flying through the pack with only a couple of k's to go. John was amazing, I think he placed within around the top 20% of runners and beat his last time by 5 minutes. When John was coming up to Westminster Claire was a few hundred metres further up than us and when she and Adam sprinted to tell us he was coming they only just beat him, and he'd run 20 odd miles that pace! Well that's all for me little nerdies, might pop back some other time... who knows... it could be in an hour or it could be months...only time and how crap BBC is can tell... Becky P.S. Stayed up till midnight sunday to watch BBC's best albums of ALL TIME! I was quite pleased when my bet that Ok computer would be in the top 10 was realised... it was NO 1. P.P.S. While we're on pop culture has anyone seen Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy yet? See who's playing Arthur Dent? And what the hell happened to Zaphod's second head? Guess #I'll have to watch it.

18 Apr 2005

hobos, piking, lazing & working

Not much new to report really - apparently life goes on all over the globe just the same. i've been to a couple of concerts so far: ...Trail of Dead - loud and crazy with guitar-smashing, drum-toppling, rock-action! Fantômas - scary, confusing and erratic - all your usual Mike Patton fare. Tomorrow night is The Shins - that should be loverly. So far my favourite moment in Montréal occured on the bus the other night. Standing at the bus stop I was approached by an "interesting" looking guy: bedraggled, mismatched clothes; various satchels and garbage bags; stickers on his coat and hat and a red clown nose on his face. He started talking at me in French but quickly switched to perfect English when I told him I didn't speak French ... my brain being too slow I realised a little too late that I probably should have pretended I didn't speak English either. He'd noticed my "Adelaide Festival" book bag and started telling me of how he once had tickets to Australia but never went because of a friend who was too lazy and then about New Zealand and Tasmania and all the wonderful stuff there that he'd never seen. I had to agree with him cos I'd never seen all that wonderful stuff either. I asked him about himself and about Montréal and he gave me the lowdown on lots of things - like where to buy a bike, where the best jazz club is, what he does for work, where the best Tibetan cuisine can be found, about the WWOOF program (go here: www.wwoof.ca it's pretty good actually). He kept pulling cards and scraps of paper from his bulging coat pockets and writing things on them for me. We chatted until his stop came and I gave him my email but haven't heard from him yet. I'm pretty sure everyone else on the bus wrote him of as a weirdo ... which I guess he was in a way... but it was great to launch into a conversation with a total stranger and forget about everything else for the duration of the bus ride. It beats listening to music and staring vacantly out the window all the time. His name is Jean. For the past two days I've reverted quite effortlessly back to "Adelaide Ben" - that is: waking late, going to bed late, snoozing most of the day, reading and being on the computer - totally boring and predictable - that's why I came up with my little video challenge for myself … but the truth is – I really can’t be bothered with it. The sticky, sweetness of sloth, like so much maple syrup, pulls me down to be preserved in its amber depths. mmmmm sloth. But anyway – a convenient distraction! I rang Loïc (Kino Kid) yesterday and asked if he had some monkey work I could do for nix. It turns out he has a bit and I’ll be making a nuisance of myself on a few projects with him and fortunately or unfortunately won’t have much time to be doing little films (as the production day goes from 6am – 7/8pm). So the film gauntlet thing is on the back-burner but hopefully I won’t forget about it (and yes Mia – I remember – ice-cream cake) Also I went to the first year Concordia screenings the other night. The quality of films was pretty impressive but most of it was your usual pretentious-arty-mystifying-gloomy-uni-crap. There was one film that I really liked about a guy who loses his pet mouse in a car accident but is then inspired by MacGyver to build a time-machine and travel back to save his friend. Watching the films made me want to study again – so now I’m doubly confused as to what I want to do! It’s only a month or so until I hear from Concordia about my acceptance/rejection … so I guess that’ll help me decide! The weather broke 20 this week and now it actually feels like spring! Everyone is going mad with the “Terrace Fever” and it’s fun to be out and about. So that’s what I’ll do now … bye!

15 Apr 2005

This is boring

As much as I'd love to talk about myself and read about myself ... it's pretty uninteresting to me. So would someone else please write something on here. ... is anyone even reading this?

... a house somewhere ...

... a house somewhere ...

... possibly mine.

Proof!

Proof!

See Jaan - that is undeniably the brick-work of a Montréal building below a Montréal sky ...most obviously not Adelaide!

13 Apr 2005

a wonky gauntlet is thrown

Well it's been nigh on three weeks that i've been here in Montréal (oooooh àççénts) and I haven't really used my camera yet. I've figured that i never do any work unless there's some pressure to do so, thus i'm setting up my own little challenge but i'll need all youse help. I am setting myself the task of making a one minute film every week ... about what I'm not too sure yet but that's where you all come in! To get the ball rolling I've chosen some subjects for the first few shorties: The Metro, The Homeless, Poutine (chips, gravy, cheese - local food thing) but for each I'd like to add something to appear within the minute (à la Tropfest, etc.) but I'd like you to choose it - it can be an object, a word, an anything really - as long as it's actually possible. And I'm sure i'll soon run out of ideas - so if you have any for the subject of a shortie montréal fillum - gimme it!

12 Apr 2005

THE END IS NIGH!

Well some little birdies have told me that maybe y'all get the impression that I'm not having the best time here in Ol' Montreal. Not so - i think my sarcastic wit combined with the reams of depressing literature i've read over the years have tainted my writing style. Just so you all know - I'm pretty happy, having a good time, don't know what I'm going to do with myself but revelling in that mystery. Not about to top myself ... but wait ... if i was would you all send me some gifts ... or money? you know, i am feeling a little down ... :( whatever man.

My addey

Oh yeah just incase anyone is wanting my address to send me any wonderful gifts (or letters), I can be found at: Flat 10, 18 Sinclair Gardens Brook Green, London W14 OAT So get posting!

11 Apr 2005

London Calling

Trying to remember what I've done since my last blog. Been to the National Protrait Gallery and saw a whole bunch of boring old politicians and a few really cool royal portraits. It's amazing how your mind turns off after a few hours in a gallery or museum. Saturday went with Claire and Adam to the British Museum, their mummy collection beats Adelaide museum's by a mile! Of course that's to be expected since the British Museum was the cause of all the Egyptian stuff being removed from Egypt all those years ago! Oh yeah and we saw the Rosetta stone, although I mostly saw people's backs crowding around the Rosetta stone. Had lunch in cute little English cafe, went to Harrods and bought very very expensive couscous then found a really cool little crepe place near South Kensington station. Yesterday we walked from our house down Kensington High Street and through Kensington Gardens then had lunch in Hyde Park. It was funny seeing all the English people lying out on the grass soaking up every ray of sunshine on a 16 degree day. Went to The Swan (really really old pub) on Bayswater Road to have beers with Steve and Jeanette then walked home, Adam bought a painting on the way and went past Notting Hill. I hope everyone is well at home, post a comment if you haven't already!

10 Apr 2005

... excerpt from a conversation ...

... Bennie says: (11:04:27 PM)    how many days for youse guys? peter says: (11:05:45 PM)    70 today... Bennie says: (11:05:55 PM)    ooooooooh peter says: (11:06:11 PM)    yep... pretty cool peter says: (11:07:08 PM)    getting a bit tense and a bit exciting all at the same time.... peter says: (11:07:13 PM)    not long really... Bennie says: (11:07:30 PM)    yeah - i'm feeling the buzz for ya peter says: (11:13:16 PM)    so are we... Bennie says: (11:13:27 PM)    wick Bennie says: (11:13:43 PM)    got any job ideas yet? peter says: (11:14:42 PM)    not really - i want to just chill out and do something new, truds on the other hand is freaking out cause this is the only job she has ever had - so she wants a bit more security than bar people can provide... peter says: (11:14:59 PM)    which is fair enough... Bennie says: (11:15:39 PM)    tomorrow i'll begin some scrounging for lackey work with some kino/kino related kids peter says: (11:18:33 PM)    what happened to the granola?? Bennie says: (11:19:32 PM)    it's only one day every two weeks - the pay is good but not enough hours to survive on - and i don't expect to be payed for lackey tv work - so i'll also have to look for some more work peter says: (11:19:59 PM)    ah... yeah... why wouldnt they pay you for being a lackey?? peter says: (11:24:32 PM)    you decided against going to saskatoon with uncle C peter says: (11:24:51 PM)    ? Bennie says: (11:26:12 PM)    not decided against it - just try and not work there for two months straight - i'll definately go peter says: (11:26:36 PM)    ah... you still planning on heading over to london in june?? Bennie says: (11:26:51 PM)    don't think it's the way the biz works - as far as getting payed for lackey - i'll be way happy just to watch stuff and learn - any money would be a bonus peter says: (11:27:06 PM)    ah...ok. Bennie says: (11:27:20 PM)    i think so - not sure how it's all gonna work - i'm not sure if i have to leave before getting a working holiday visa - i would have to for the student one though peter says: (11:27:36 PM)    ok... Bennie says: (11:28:10 PM)    so it's all just waiting and seeing at the mo Bennie says: (11:28:27 PM)    he he - did you see mum's response to my post? peter says: (11:28:30 PM)    and hows the feeling of dread going? peter says: (11:28:36 PM)    yeah - that was pretty funny... peter says: (11:28:50 PM)    which psalm is she talking about?? Bennie says: (11:29:05 PM)    ah no biggie - just not sure if uni is the environment i want to learn in anymore - it might be counter-productive - but if i'm accepted i'll give it a go for sure peter says: (11:29:37 PM)    yeah - but you would rather be learning in a paid job type environment?? Bennie says: (11:29:40 PM)    it's not a psalm it's mark 11:24 Bennie says: (11:29:55 PM)    i want to learn by doing something - i can always read at a library peter says: (11:30:14 PM)    esactly... ...

Vomi

Okay, I've just come back from a "cabane à sucre" or a "sugar shack" with Kim and co. and holy crap do these canadians eat a lot of maple syrup. Syrup on the eggs, syrup on the ham, syrup on the beans, syrup on the suasages, syrup in the coffee, syrup with the sugar pie, syrup on the pancakes ... and Jaan ... listen to me very carefully: make yourself some crackling ("oreilles du Christ" or "ears of Christ" here - I have no idea why) and drown it in maple syrup ... it's the bees freekin' knees. What once were shacks used for the seasonal processing of maple syrup from the trees have turned into rather large industrious looking restaurants that line the highway. Once a year these large halls are filled with people intent on getting really really fat. Out the back they have a shed full of "exotic" animals for you to look at for a dollar, a bouncy castle and horse-cart rides. Right now I'm just trying to equal out my sugar/blood ratio as all this sticky sweetness coarses slowly through my veins and my brain and - ooh - there it is ... i just got diabetes.

Calling Kate Ward

... if that's still your name? Tell us a story young katey!

In This Bizzaro Land

So far I've seen a girl from uni, various faces from around the Adelaide streets, a distant family relation, and several alpha members ... except they're all speaking Fronch. Grapes are called raisins ... plums are called prunes ... Smurfs are called Schtroumpfs ... and birds go "pit pit" Will let you know when I run into Bizzaro Ben - although it'll probably be too late, what with universe imploding. (by the way - am i the only one who never knew prunes are dried plums!?!?)

9 Apr 2005

waiting ...

Went to Concordia Uni the other day to say G'day and hand in some uni transcripts. I got a little tour of the cinema school and instead of excitement or anticipation I felt the creeping sensation of dread. I don't know what my chances are of getting in but aside from that I'm considering whether I can be arsed with the uni environment any longer. I suppose if I'm accepted I'll try it out - hey, I can always drop out! I'm initiating a backup plan - going to start asking around for work as a monkey gopher boy in the film biz - and am looking at getting a working-holiday visa. The clock ticks slowly in Canada ... I don't get a response from the uni until late May or early June ... Does anyone have mounds of cash sitting around gathering dust? If so, send them my way - I promise I'll "invest" it well. Don't worry I'm not poor - just would like mounds of cash.

7 Apr 2005

Calling Lauren

This is a call out to Lauren Louise Cox How are you? Where are you?? What's up Lauza???? : p

Not to be out-blogged...

Blog I blogged a little. Then I blogged into this blog and a blog popped out from behind the blog. It was so funny cos this other blog blogged up and we all had a good blog about it. It was about time for a blog so I blogged on over to this really big blog and got myself some very bloggy blog. Went to bloggo's house and saw some blog (not very bloggy though) and blogged about for a while. Felt a little bloggish so i had a blog, the blogs are very blog here by the blog. Well as a blog once blogged "i blog therefore i blog". So that's all the blog for the blog. Blog you all!

Anne and I in Bangkok


Anne and I in Bangkok
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
This is Anne my room mate on the last day in Bangkok together. This bar had the best spaghetti bol I've had in ages.

Shephard's Bush Green


Shephard's Bush Green
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
The centre of Shephard's Bush is set around a park around 2 minutes from the flat. Everything is here including lots of £1 shops and food shops from all sorts of cultures. There are a lot of African and Arabic people living here, which means lots of yummy food.

My tube station - Shephard's Bush

Mind The Gap

Pictures say more than words

As I said to Ben I don't think there's any way I can crap on enough to catch up with him so you'll just have to look at my pictures. I've been in London just doing my own thing each day. Yesterday I went to Camden Markets and faught off all the goth kids to find the vintage shops. The markets weren't as extensive as I expected but there were so many velvet jackets I found it hard to stop. Caught the tube back down to Covent Gardens where I went to a Recruitment Fair and met lots of chicks from agencies. I stupidly told them all I'd be available straight away but regret that since I've hardly seen London yet. They were all very enthusiastic and half of them were Aussies. One of them said their clients quite often request only Aussie or Kiwi girls, so I'm pretty confident at being employed at least, even if it's boring work. I don't know if filing and data entry are going to look quite as impressive on my resume as granola packing though. There is so much going on in London I don't know what to do first...there are some excellent free exhibitions and bands that we wait for years for are playing here weekly. I'm can't deside if I'm going to go to Einstürzende Neubauten tonight or not, I'd love to see them but haven't yet worked out where the hell W7 is. Anyway that's all for today, when something interesting happens I'll be sure to run straight to the internet cafe and let you know! Oh yeah Jaan and Adelle you'd better be happy with those pics, I bought 3 packets of (dodgy) batteries and it cost me 5 POUNDS to get the disc bunrt!!!!! What a jip... don't think you're gonna get pics too often unless I win the lotto. Oh yeah apparently it might snow on Friday!

My spunky new velvet jacket


My spunky new velvet jacket
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Two jackets for £15 at Camden Markets. This means a lot to me cos I've been looking for a couple of years...there are racks and racks at the markets. Poor Adam and Claire were subjected to my modelling last night, they had no choice as there's only one room.

Sinclaire Gardens, our street


Sinclaire Gardens, our street
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
The light doesn't do it justice. We're probably the furthest flat you can see on the right. You see jumbos go through that little patch of sky at least two times every 5 minutes...yay I still get to do my planespotting!

Adam & Claire's lounge, my bed


Adam & Claire's lounge, my bed
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
This is the main room of Adam & Claire's flat. It's very cosy and has an excellent view. The futon doubles as my bed and our dining table.

Piper on the rocks


Piper on the rocks
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
This statue was watching over us at the end of the beach.

Ahhh life is hard....


Ahhh life is hard....
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Relaxing on the beach at Ko Samet. I've never seen such clear blue water. Absolutely beautiful.

Boat to Ko Samet


Boat to Ko Samet
Originally uploaded by BeckyKiil.
Some more pics finally!
On the boat to Ko Samet, 4 hours on a very crazy bus from Bangkok. This was excellent...I was all by myself and on a boat completely full of Thai teenagers. I think Ko Samet is Thailand's Goldcoast or Victor Harbour. Except the schoolies were much more behaved!

6 Apr 2005

seven in a row!

Ok so i'm the only one writing crap on here - Where are you becky? Is something wrong with your laptop? Do they not have the internet in England? Internet Cafes? What on earth could you possibly be doing on your holiday?

My Day ...

My Day ...

Today I saw some amazing things:
A hockey match;
Snow covered mountains;
The northern lights and
A giant moose!

5 Apr 2005

I've moved ...

Jean-Pierre, 30, lives just off Ave du Mont Royal in the fashionable Plateau du Mont Royal ... Jean-Pierre has impecabble taste ...if he chose he could sell for a fat profit ... he's got his eye on a condo being built in the converted Catholic church down the road ... digging into braised Atlantic tuna at "Misto" ... Even though Jean-Pierre works full days, he always makes time to go out ... come the weekend he's out there tearing up the dance floor ... Formerly in PR, Jean-Pierre cultivates a grunge-chic look and curls his locks dandy-like on both sides of his boyish face ... This is where I am staying now, well according to Lonely Planet it's where I'm staying. Haven't bumped into Jean-Pierre yet but I'll be sure to sock him one in his dandy face when I do. The address is: 5066, Rue Drolet, app. 5 Montreal, Quebec H2T 2G9 Canada if anyone feels the need to send gifts, letters or anthrax - but be warned Kino Christian will probably get it first.

4 Apr 2005

... so I lied

well i said nothing was really happening but didn't really think about it much - actually a lot is happening - none of it is super-great or exciting but it is happening. Thus far I've: *been to a fondue party *been to the movies *been to the "green devil" club to listen to Jet and Right Said Fred *been to the Baubar to listen to a moroccan band *watched two montreal DVD's *been to Starbucks ... a lot! (this is not a good thing) *attended three dinner parties *been to a Japanese/Quebecois language swapping party *been to a Kino Kabaret *bought tickets for five concerts *bought three CD's *been to an improvisation evening (think "Who's line is it anyway" but in french) *been for a bike ride to Old Montreal *been to the fruit markets *been to Billycun Pub (where someone stole an ostrich head and photographed it Amelie style before returning it) *sampled local beer - which is actually pretty nice (and I ain't much of a beer guy) *caught a lot of metro *walked even more *spent a lot of time talking to the Google language translator trying to learn french ... viola!

woops!

... apparently love is the international language, some people reckon it's sign language or body language ... but now i know it's "woops". That lovely little sound that says so much with so little effort. (Jaan - you'll get on in any country).

The Crunchy Granola Caper

Jim Benoit was new in town, he'd been around only for a few days. While moving through the haze of jetlag he rendezvoused with some friends he had met only recently in his small home town. Inspecting the local speakeasies of the big city they spoke of many things but it was mostly idle chit chat. Amongst it all Benoit mentioned he needed some work to keep himself off the streets. The smoke of the bar drifted away like a stage curtain and in the shadows there sat King Kim, the big man in town. "I may have some work for you", he said. "Oh yeah? What kind of work?", asked Benoit. "Deliveries, I'll let you know more when the time is right." Back into the seedy pub grime the mysterious figure receded and the evening returned to a state of normalcy. The mystery of this proposition played upon Benoit's mind for the rest of his delirious waking hours. The next day Benoit woke late to find the bitter cold at his door and a message on the answering machine. What began in some kind of secret code (possibly French) soon gave way to the voice of a woman. "I'm a friend of King Kim's." she said. "What's your name?" asked Benoit before realising he was talking to a mechanical box. "I have some work for you, biological work, call me to discuss your experience and what you are willing and not willing to do." The phone on the other end was hung up and the tone of the dead line rang through Benoit's mind. His prospects of getting some work in this town seemed good but as to the nature of this work ... a mystery still. The next two days consisted of coded messages on cell phones (again, possibly French) and cold, windy phone booths on dimly lit streets. Benoit spent the time in between pondering what kind of work was in store for him. Working for the cartel? Delivering smuggled hooch to the underground speakeasies? Working on biological developments in a dark basement? He'd only just been released from the convict island and had no intentions of returning so soon. Finally Benoit was to hear the voice of the mysterious woman again. "Catch the metro to the south station and call me from a pay phone, I will give you further information then." Again the line was dead as were Benoit's hopes of knowing what was in store. He would just have to risk it. Just a moment before walking out the door the phone rang, sending chills down Benoit's spine. It was the woman again and in true criminal fashion she confused Benoit by giving him the directions there and then. The old information flip-flop was to keep Benoit on his toes. The location was the old port, the weather - formidable. Huddled up against the wind Benoit waited out front of an abandoned riverside warehouse. Inside two men were painting the cieling, after some words exchanged behind the heavy glass, one ventured to the door. Again more coded messages. It was clear to the man that Benoit didn't understand so he reverted to something he would understand. "You meeting someone?" "Yeah." "The biological thing?" "Yeah." "Around the back." Benoit followed the man's directions down a long hall, crept around a corner to see everyone hard at work. The room was massive and shone with chrome, the hissing and banging of machines reverberated around the hollow space. Benoit was handed a white coat ... and spent the rest of the day merrily packaging organic granola into boxes with flowers on them and singing to himself.

3 Apr 2005

My mum types an email!

My mum types an email!

Just thought this was a funny picture for those of you who know my mum.

2 Apr 2005

Leeds

Hiya loves, Sorry but I don't have much more to say than Ben... I'm in Leeds at the moment, Claire drove us up on the M1 last night so they could go to a family wedding. I've come into the city to do the tourist thing but ended up signing up with their library just so I could get free internet and check on you guys! Leeds is a lot smaller than I expected, I've been wondering if I'm not actually in Leeds but a smaller city...but there's signs saying Leeds on all the buildings. I'd say the city is around the size of Wollongong, but it's all very English looking. Everyone here sounds like Adelle's parents, I don't know why but I'm really excited about that. Maybe cos they remind me of home? I spent the day on Friday working out the tube and doing a brief tour of London with Adam. I've been trying to work out where I'd like to live and I can't really imagine living anywhere but London. This country is to dreary and grey I think I would get too depressed in any smaller cities. I love London so far, it's so easy to get around, there is so much diversity of races and culture, and there are things on everywhere you look! I've seen so many posters for cool exhibitions that I want to go to. Australians are everywhere... Hi Five are doing a tour soon, and Missy Higgins... and there's a Walkabout pub on every second corner, including one here in Leeds. Adam and Claire's flat is fantastic... I can't wait to take some photos! It's a very very small flat but it's on the 3rd floor of terrace house in a suburb absolutely chockers with terrace houses... It's just like in Notting Hill or any other Hugh Grant movie... In fact it's only a couple of streets away from Notting Hill. Their group of flats are on a block that's shaped like a triangle so from their little tiny balcony you look down on a huge overgrown courtyard and the backs of other flats with balconies across the tirangle, and you can see a catheral and right out towards Wembly beyond the townhouses. I love the courtyard, if I'm still there when it gets warmer I'm gonna sit out there and watch everyone across in the other townhouses... It's just like Rear Window, I can easily see everyone else but they can't see me. All I need to do is find a dress like Grace Kelly's and I'll have my perfect little Hitchcock fantasy world! I've got mixed feelings about this crazy moving to England thing at the moment. I guess now that Dad's gone and I have to start looking for a job and actually do what I came here to do. I have this really sick feeling that by jumping into the deep end I'm going to have to actually test myself. Now that I'm here I have that feeling of 'now what?'... and I can't turn to anyone to tell me what to do. What I'm going to have to do is print out my CV on monday and start joining some agencies and just go for it. I'm pretty confident about being able to get a temp job, and I can always look into the design industry once I have a bit of money coming in. Anyway I have a feeling my blogs are not going to be so interesting either for a while now... looks like it's up to the peoples in Aussieland to keep this thing interesting! I'll take some photos of London when I can be bothered finding batteries for my camera... bye bye for now Becky

1 Apr 2005

not much to say ...

..... yeah, exactly that - just thought I'd let everyone know I'm alive - just hanging around the city, looking at stuff - will be going to a real Kino tonight, so I'm pretty excited about that! I'll post an address when I know what it is. over and out.

Destination 3 ... Surrey

Got to England ok. The bus, tuk tuk, two taxis and walk over 9 hours to get to the airport were not so enjoyable, but I slept most of the flight. I had a lovely welcome to London, Heathrow was completely clouded in surprise surprise... I'd like to go on about how it's such a huge airport but i couldn't see a thing. Dad had a very nice suprise for me at the airport - him! He flew in on the weekend and goes back to Australia on Saturday. I thought that was pretty special. Spent the day with dad and Sylvia checking out Marks & Spencer and Tescos... they are so bizarre, designer dresses on a rack accross from cold fruit & veg. Dad and Sylvia have been very nice, had my best breakfast in weeks and they are driving me to my new flat in Kensington tonight - very excited. Still doesn't feel like I'm in England yet.